DEF LEPARD EYEING 07′ RETURN AMID WIVES PROTEST

Look out shitty out of business mill-towns, here comes Def Lepard. Tour dates:

Rumford, ME 3/3

Lewiston, ME 3/4

Madison, ME 3/5

Rumford, ME 3/6, 3/7, 3/8 (Allen’s Coffee Brandy Rumf-Fest Weekend)

DIRIGO MIDDLE SCHOOL BOYS BASKETBALL ACTION

For tickets for 2006-07 games call: (207) 562-7552 Ask for C. Chamberlain.

LOCALS GETTING AMPED FOR FARMINGTON FAIR IN SEPTEMBER

SNOW DAY UP IN THIS MA!

Snow is blowing around in mad, twisting circles across the yard. One snow day, looking for two. We have a fifty-fifty chance of going to work tomorrow. And while the odds aren’t as good as a 60-40 chance, they are far superior to the 40-60 odds.

LOCAL CRAZY DICKHEAD AND CHIP CONNOISSEUR RANDY TREVOR

“And basically, Trinity got into a fight over a bag of chips.” (Book of Lucy 4:21)

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That is the kind of dedication we like to see. The average American potato chip is a marvel of modern food technology, and consequently the foundation or platform for a democratic and free America. Rippled or not the chip provides a clear path to defeating the evils of our world. The Romans fell, so did the Ottomans, and even the Soviets, and the only true common denominator was the lack of the potato chip.

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“I don’t even fucking like Chicken Chips, but I’m taking some anyway.” (Bubbles 6:17)

“The cat population in this park is Malthusian in scope.” (James 7:12)

GIMME A “D”!!

GIMME AN “O”!!

GIMME A “P”!!

GIMME AN “E”!!

WHAT’S THE SUN COMING THROUGH THE TREES AND FOG?

FUCKING DOPE!!!

BOWLING FOR BUD PITCHERS

We Occupied One Lane While the Other 15 Lanes were Consummed By the Buckfield High School Class of 2006. Senoir Class Trip: Meadowlanes Bowling Center…Book Today!!!

CAMPING ON RECNEPS YAB: Summer 2006

Camping is great when the campsite is a fucking gem of natural spendor. Logging roads lead to untouched beauty, unless the beauty has previously been touched. Then logging roads pretty much suck.

Recneps Yab

LOTS OF CLASS HERE–An Update

Classes are steady like a mountain goat, right now at least. Students are settling into their positions as hired worksheet fillers–molded and groomed for the incessant flow of worksheet-driven information they will confront for the next few months. The old worksheet bin is primed and ready, although sagging some from the weight of reams of worksheets it holds. Even a novice of American History has now the power of learning Colonial America through events of the past few months via the worksheet bin.

No one wants to admit that they ate nine cans of Ravioli, but I did… (Ricky 4:15)